TIL that Pączki (pronounced pun-chi-ki) are a Polish food. Strike me with a two-by-four and color me astonished. Naturally, this caused me to reconsider my views on visiting Wisconsin and to do some research on things to do in Milwaukee.
Then I came to my senses and realized that I can wait until Feb. 14th (yes, they have a special day for it) and get some in SF.