Kid, stretched out on parental bed face-down:
-I am inner peace
Me, checking uterus:
-No, you’re outer peace.
Kid, reeling in both parents:
-I am centerpiece!
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Tag: kidtalk
Kid talk
“This morning was like sticking tomatoes in a blender before you stick your hand in, so no one notices the blood” (it was a pretty cough-heavy morning indeed)
“Rub my belly, I am not dead!”
“It is I, your greatest achievement!”
Friend: I don’t know whether I look up at you or down at you. Kid2: I look west at you and see the ancient dragons that King Arthur fought.